The Hottest Jobs in Tenochtitlan
A perfect job is so hard to get. If you are from the lower class, 99.9% of the time you will stay in the lower class. Our social...
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ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING PINK STAIRCASES? FOR ONLY 30 COCOA BEANS GET YOUR STAIRCASE PAINTED BLUE. WE PAINT TEMPLE STAIRCASES TOO. ONLY 30 COCOA BEANS. WE PAINT 24/7.
COME TO THE MARKET ON FRIDAY TO GET MAGICAL HERBS. THEY CURE LAZINESS AND MANY MORE THINGS. BUY THREE GET ONE FREE
COME TO THE CENTERAL PLAZA ON THE LAST DAY OF THE FULL MOON. AND YOU CAN SEE TLALECATZIN AND MONTEZUMA WILL BE HAVING A PATOLLI MATCH FOR ONLY 5 COCOA BEANS. A DEAL SEEN NOWHERE ELSE.
STOP MAKING YOUR OWN HOT CHOCOLATE LIKE A SLAVE WHEN YOU CAN BUY QUALITY, PRE-MADE HOT CHOCOLATE AT THE MARKET. BUY IT TODAY FOR ONLY 6 COCOA BEANS A CUP.
QUALITY EXTRA SPICY CHILI PEPPERS FOR SALE. BURN THEM AND LET YOUR CHILDRN FEEL THE PAIN. NEVER AGAIN WORRY ABOUT THEM FORGETTING TO STEAL BABIES TO SACRIFICE.
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